A Guide To Preventing Cow Fart From Destroying The World

Has been established by a Scottish retard named Richard Lochhead, the Scottish environment minister. 

Richard Lochhead, the Scottish environment minister, unveiled a five-point action plan for the country’s agricultural sector to reduce its greenhouse gases.

A fact sheet has been produced outlining how farmers can adjust their animals’ diets to reduce methane emissions. The measures include ensuring livestock eats the right length of grass.

Please feel free to look through this site about cow fart and its environmental impact, or lack thereof.  Don’t forget to read the “Comprehensive Link List Disproving Man-Made Global Warming.”

Oh, and for the record … termites and natural wetlands produce far more methane than anything else on the planet.

Robot Is First To Learn On Its Own … We Are So Screwed

Say hello to Skynet.

A laboratory robot called Adam has been hailed as the first machine in history to have discovered new scientific knowledge independently of its human creators.

Adam formed a hypothesis on the genetics of bakers’ yeast and carried out experiments to test its predictions, without intervention from its makers at Aberystwyth University.

How appropriate that the machine is named Adam.

FDIC Is Supposed To Insure Banks, Not The Other Way Around

Need I really say more?

Regulators have approached big banks about borrowing billions to shore up the dwindling fund that insures regular deposit accounts.

The loans would go to the fund maintained by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. that insure depositors when banks fail, said two industry officials familiar with the conversations, who requested anonymity because the plans are still evolving.

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Dumbass Celebrities Record New Song To Raise Awareness Of Non-Existent Global Warming

How do you tell burnouts they’ve done too much dope?  The same way you tell the rest of the retards who believe this garbage.  You overwhelm them with facts until their heads explode.

AFP:

British rock group Duran Duran and heavy metal band Scorpions are among 55 world celebrities who have joined in recording a song to draw attention to the global warming crisis, organisers said on Monday.

The song is part of a mass media campaign on the threats of climate change organised by the Geneva-based Global Humanitarian Forum, headed by former UN secretary general Kofi Annan.

The song entitled “Beds’r Burning”, which was originally recorded by the Australian group Midnight Oil in the 1980s, can be downloaded from the Internet for free and will be presented to the public at a launch in Paris on October 1.

Ah man … it’s bad enough they’re peddling lies, but to desecrate a classic like “Beds’r Burning?”

This is exactly why I created the ‘Comprehensive Link List Disproving Global Warming.’ 

Now go forth and spread the truth about this myth.

HPV Vaccine Harms 2000 Schoolgirls

If you don’t remember … the HPV vaccine was thoroughly rushed into production at lightning speed.  Many parents and doctors had great concerns about the vaccine because there was no long term studies done on it.  So world governments launched a counter-attack via taxpayer funded advertising to tell you that the vaccine was perfectly safe in spite of the lack of research (they left that part out).

It wasn’t long after the vaccine was released that we started seeing major health problems with it here in the United States.  Remember, we live in a country where people are usually complaining about NOT getting vaccines for several years while our government drags their knuckles in researching it. 

And some of you want even more government control? 

Every now and then though … the FDA rushes something through without so much as a sample group being studied.  Meanwhile, very promising drugs for Alzheimer’s, cancer, HIV, and Parkinson’s are studied for decades without being released.  In spite of showing a positive benefit.

There was, however, a ton of money to be made with the HPV vaccine.  You women are so gullible some times.  Now we are learning that thousands of school girls, who’s parents were misled, are suffering from ill-effects of the cervical cancer vaccine.

What migh we expect from the same exact scenario playing out now with the Swine Flu vaccine?  It too is being rushed into production without much research amid a false atmosphere of fear, and it too is killing people already.

“Tell The Truth” Chants Drown Out CNN Reporter

Hahahaha!  It is too funny to see the news, especially CNN, get a taste of their own medicine. 

They’ve been refusing to allow others to speak for years now.  Although it looks like the reporter on scene was solid, and was making a good case for Wilson anyway.  At this stage, if you are MSM you are the enemy according to the American people.

In fact, the approval rating of American media by Americans is the lowest it’s ever been.  That’s even worse that the approval ratings of our current congress.

Tea Partyers Drown Out CNN Reporter During Live Report

Maybe NY Times Will Stop Bashing Troops Now That They Saved One Of Their Reporters

Syke … just kidding.  They’ll be back to their old selves soon.

Reuters:

NATO troops freed a kidnapped British reporter for the New York Times in northern Afghanistan on Wednesday, but his Afghan colleague, a British soldier and at least one civilian were killed in the rescue.

New York Times reporters Stephen Farrell and Mohammad Sultan Munadi were abducted while attempting to visit the scene of a NATO air strike that killed scores of Afghans in the north of the country.

In an account published on the newspaper’s website, Farrell said he was freed by commandos during the raid, but Munadi was shot dead in front of him while they tried to run to safety.

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White House To Celebrate Communism In China

Image by Getty Images via Daylife

UPDATE:

The White House has issued a statement that this story is incorrect. China’s flag will not be hoisted on the White House lawn, but will instead be hoisted across the street.

Unfortunately, the White House waited almost a week to respond to the story. Had they acted sooner they would have been able to prevent the justifiable outrage.

The report set off howls of protest on the internet and among conservative talk show hosts, who failed to get confirmation from the White House before airing their complaints.

Again, it was the White House who didn’t respond to the news report. The notion that bloggers or conservative talk show host could have contacted the White House for confirmation is laughable at best.

Stunned, shocked, in disbelief … all things you would have been if this were to happen under most of America’s presidents, but not this one.

Imagine the White House lawn flying China’s flag. Not because of an invasion, not because it is flying with the flags of several nations for some major event. No, the White House will fly China’s flag to celebrate 60 years of communism.

China Daily:

The national flag of the People’s Republic of China (PRC) will be hoisted at the South Lawn of the White House in Washington on September 20, media reported Sunday.

Chinese associations in the United States had applied to hold a ceremony in front of the US President’s residence to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the founding of PRC.

Chen Ronghua, chairman of Fujian Association of the United States, told reporters that their application was approved not only because of the sound Sino-US relations but also because China is a responsible country.

“Many Americans admire China due to the success of last year’s Beijing Olympics,” said Chen.

If that’s true that Americans admire China simply because they pulled off the Olympics while effectively hiding anything embarrassing … we have regressed as a society.

China is a responsible country eh? Tell that to the Hans, and the tens of thousands of protests China’s government is dealing with every year.

By nightfall authorities had cordoned off the city center, blocking intersections with patrol cars, and disconnected mobile phone text messaging services. Paramilitary police with shields, sticks and submachine guns sealed off People’s Square, where demonstrators had shouted down politicians. About 100 green trucks parked on the plaza.

The resort to mass demonstrations to air grievances is likely to further unnerve the Chinese leadership — already grappling with tens of thousands of increasingly large and violent protests every year — just as it prepares for a nationwide celebration of 60 years of communist rule on Oct. 1.

The fact that the United States capital will be flying a foreign flag to celebrate communism is flat out sickening to any true American. Yes, I just said that. The fact that they’ll be doing it at the same time our president and congress are trying to implement some of the communist values to be celebrated at the White House is just damn demoralizing.

UPDATE:

PUMA has more.

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