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Chevy Will Produce 2010 Camaro (Better Known As The Bastard Child Of The Mustang Giugiaro & Cadillac XLR).

Posted by Casey on July 18, 2008

We finally have confirmation that Chevy will produce the 2010 Camaro. There was some concern that Chevy was going to have to abandon it. It’s a decent looking car with a great looking interior, but it is basically a complete ripoff of the Mustang Giugiaro concept and the Cadillac XLR. So the Camaro won’t get any originality points from true car enthusiasts because it’s basically a ripoff of the other two cars, but at least we will have Camaros trolling around once again.

I think this is good for cars in general, and we are already seeing that take place as the old Mustang vs Camaro rivalry is already heating up. We can throw the Challenger into the mix as well when it comes to power. All three cars will carry a base V8 with around 400hp, but Ford’s is rumored to be far more technologically advanced with better fuel economy.

When it comes to the V6 models the Camaro will push 296hp which is very respectable, but if the rumors are true about Ford’s twin-turbo V6 Ecoboost there is absolutely no competition. Ford wins that battle hands down because the tt V6 is supposed to post about 400hp itself with about 35mpg. Again, if the rumors are true Ford’s V6 could come out of the box and compete with the Camaro and Challenger.

All in all … this is great for American car enthusiasts. We can all agree that the Prius breed of cars must be destroyed. I’ll be damned if I’ll give up my muscle car because the damn government told me to.

If you still don’t think that the Camaro is stealing bits from the other cars just look at the pics below.

While there are some similarities with the XLR, the Camaro clearly stole some of its design from the Mustang Giugiaro which will likely offend some Camaro purists.

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Jessica Simpson Is Officially The Coolest Female Celeb Around.

Posted by Casey on July 1, 2008

It’s nice to finally have a female celebrity for our young girls to look up to. She’s classy, funny, talented, attractive, and most importantly … she isn’t a damn train wreck like all of the other prominent female celebrities today.

Naturally, being a stellar conbabe (conservative hottie) will anger the jealous tree-hugging libwhores. This was the case recently with Pamela Anderson.

Frankly, I’ve never understood the infatuation so many guys have for Pamela. I’ve never found her to be attractive … even in my hump anything teenage years. All of my friends have given me a hard time about not finding her attractive, and I’ve had my share of “how can you not think she’s hot?” My response usually entailed asking them how they could be attracted to someone who will likely give them VD just by glancing in their general direction. Then you have to factor in the sheer dumbassery regularly displayed by Pamela, but I digress.

Pamela Anderson called Jessica Simpson a “bitch” and a “whore” because Jessica proudly displayed her love for meat. Nothing like the typical liberal attack on anything they disagree with to point out how hypocritical they really are.

Not only was Pam’s attack hypocritical because she doesn’t respect another person’s views while simultaneously begging people to respect hers, but she is also hypocritical on two other counts. Pamela is universally known as a “bitch” and a “whore” herself. This is like the fat girl calling you fat in an argument to try and hurt your feelings, but you just laugh at their idiocy.

Bottom line … look in the mirror Pam. YOU are the bitch and the whore (how many times have you been married again?). Then again … it sounds like you did look in the mirror. You just found yourself wanting. So you attacked a true class act in Jessica Simpson who is the closest thing we have to the prototypical symbol of American women … strong, sexy, classy, good-hearted, patriotic, and WAY better than you will ever be Pam.

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