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A Guide To Preventing Cow Fart From Destroying The World

Posted by Casey on September 22, 2009

Has been established by a Scottish retard named Richard Lochhead, the Scottish environment minister. 

Richard Lochhead, the Scottish environment minister, unveiled a five-point action plan for the country’s agricultural sector to reduce its greenhouse gases.

A fact sheet has been produced outlining how farmers can adjust their animals’ diets to reduce methane emissions. The measures include ensuring livestock eats the right length of grass.

Please feel free to look through this site about cow fart and its environmental impact, or lack thereof.  Don’t forget to read the “Comprehensive Link List Disproving Man-Made Global Warming.”

Oh, and for the record … termites and natural wetlands produce far more methane than anything else on the planet.

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“Tell The Truth” Chants Drown Out CNN Reporter

Posted by Casey on September 14, 2009

Hahahaha!  It is too funny to see the news, especially CNN, get a taste of their own medicine. 

They’ve been refusing to allow others to speak for years now.  Although it looks like the reporter on scene was solid, and was making a good case for Wilson anyway.  At this stage, if you are MSM you are the enemy according to the American people.

In fact, the approval rating of American media by Americans is the lowest it’s ever been.  That’s even worse that the approval ratings of our current congress.

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Government Discovers Novel Way To Cut Costs 50%

Posted by Casey on July 30, 2009

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Double sided photo copying!

As it turns out, after millions of dollars and dozens of researchers, paper has two sides! At first researchers were skeptical of such unstudied claims, but after extensive scientific research with taxpayer dollars they did discover that paper, in fact, has two sides which may be utilized for printing.

Naturally, these findings have come as quite a shock to the public, who up until now, did not realize that paper had a second workable side. This news is expected to revolutionize our society, and even the planet itself may be saved.

In all, it is estimated that the federal government can save nearly $102 million annually as a result of these stunning findings.

In other news, the federal government has refused to release the cost of research involved in the paper findings. They cited national security as the chief reason for refusing to disclose the funding of this research. After being pressed on the issue, the government finally admitted that they would not disclose the cost … even if it weren’t a national security issue.

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Celebrating NASA’s Great Day With A Punch To The Face

Posted by Casey on July 20, 2009

Buzz Aldrin is the baddest man on the planet for doing this. Have you ever actually listened to someone who doesn’t believe we landed on the moon? Their arguments are easily discarded with common sense, and a third grade knowledge of science.

Besides, you do not go up to a man from a generation where honor was everything, and call him a coward and liar. You deserve to have your ass handed to you punk.

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For The Record, Obama DID Look At Her Butt

Posted by Casey on July 11, 2009

504x_obama_assAdmit it, he most definitely looked at the 16 year old’s rear end.

Is it a big deal?

It should be more of a big deal than Bush’s own ass conspiracy.

At least with Bush he was at the Olympics, mingling with adults, and he was asked to participate in a traditional volleyball celebration.

Now the Bush incident should never have been a big deal at all, but it was portrayed as infidelity and the like by our press.  Remember, Bush was asked to smack Misty May-Treanor’s ass, but he refused.

Sarkozy doesn’t even try to hide it.

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I Love This Commercial

Posted by Casey on July 4, 2009

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Military Dismisses/Belittles N. Korea Threats

Posted by Casey on June 27, 2009

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Remember when the Army said they could kick N. Korea’s ass right now if need be?  Yeah, they still have that same stance.

The Pentagon shrugged off a threat from North Korea Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map.

“I don’t even know how to respond to that. It’s silliness,” said Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell.”For what and with what?

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Suck on that Kimmy!

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Critics Shocked To Discover “Bruno” Ambushes Look Staged

Posted by Casey on June 26, 2009

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A three year old could see this from the previews, and we all should have learned that from “Borat.”  Believing “Bruno” is a true reality experiment is almost as naive as believing “The Hills” is unscripted … almost.

Now I don’t have a problem with a fictional movie that is filmed in a reality style, but don’t proclaim a script to be reality.  Face it … “Borat” was largely scripted, and so to will be “Bruno.”  I’m still not 100% sure all the lawsuits aren’t a part of the official publicity campaign, and are themselves scripted.

Nonetheless … some are shocked.

“Bruno” is only intermittently funny and all too often the “ambushes” of celebrities and civilians look staged. The movie is even a tad — dare we say it? — tedious.

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Jose Canseco Got His Ass Kicked By Korean Kickboxer

Posted by Casey on May 27, 2009

Sooner or later, former professional sports athletes are going to have to realize that they are not the athletes MMA fighters are.  This includes boxers by the way.  Unless they’ve been involved in martial arts for a good portion of their life, they step in with MMA fighters and lose … quickly.

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Golf Analyst Appoligizes For Joke About Killing Pelosi & Reid. Will Obama Do The Same?

Posted by Casey on May 11, 2009

David Feherty, CBS golf analyst, cracked a joke in a magazine recently about Pelosi and Reid being killed by US troops in an elevator. He has now been forced to apologize for such a gruesome joke about the deaths of prominent Americans.

CBS Sports golf analyst David Feherty apologized Sunday to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid for a morbid joke that went bad in a Dallas magazine.

Feherty, one of the most popular golf analysts for his sharp wit and self-deprecating humor, was among five Dallas residents who wrote for “D Magazine” on former President George W. Bush moving to Dallas.

“From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this though,” Feherty wrote toward the end of his column.

“Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”

This apology makes me wonder if our president, and Wanda Sykes will apologize for the exact same thing. Recently Wanda Sykes cracked a joke at a presidential event calling Rush Limbaugh a terrorist, drug addict, and wishing for Rush’s death via kidney failure.

There is really no difference between the two situations.  Some will make issue with it being the president laughing at the death of a political opponent, and others will make issue with Feherty going after the leaders of both houses of congress.  Regardless, if one is forced to apologize … the others should as well.

UPDATE:  The White House has finally caught on that the president behaved like an ass.

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