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Drink SKYY Vodka Now!

Posted by Casey on April 11, 2008

In my previous post, about how Absolut vodka insulted Americans by advocating reconquista, I said I was stickin with Stoli’s. Well, I’ve changed my mind. Now my vodka will be the uber patriotic SKYY brand. Why, well it is good vodka, but they defeded the honor of the United States by ripping Absolut, and giving a scathing history lesson on The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo … AWESOME!

Today, SKYY® Vodka, the number-one vodka produced in the United States, spoke out against suggestions by Absolut® Vodka to disregard that treaty, as well as the joining of Texas to the Union in 1845, as depicted in Absolut’s recent advertising.

“Like SKYY Vodka, the residents of states like California, Texas and Arizona are exceptionally proud of the fact that they are from the United States of America,” said Dave Karraker, SKYY Vodka. “To imply that they might be interested in changing their mailing addresses, as our competitor seems to be suggesting in their advertising, is a bit presumptuous.”

SKYY Vodka was founded in San Francisco in 1992 and continues to be produced in the United States. Premium SKYY Vodka is made from American grain carefully selected from the Midwest and 100% pure filtered water. SKYY’s proprietary four-column distillation and three-step filtration process consistently ensures exceptional quality. SKYY Vodka products include luxury SKYY90® and new SKYY Infusions™, a unique, all-natural infused experience made with premium SKYY Vodka and succulent real fruit.

The only thing left for SKYY to do is change their bottles slightly to get Old Glory on there. Then there is no stopping them!

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